Category Archives: Buffet

Matters relating to Maria and Emma’s show broadcast Saturdays at 5pm.

Buffet’s Midnight Filth

We often feel frustrated by how many records can’t be played on our regular show because they’re loaded with F-Bombs. So BCB kindly gave us a midnight slot to unleash this filth, broadcast on 11th Sept at midnight. There is no ‘listen again’ feature – it was just too rude.

But you may be interested to know just what we played and how the swear box fills up, so here’s our tracklist:

1. BIKINI KILL – New Radio
2. KORN –  Y’all Wanna Single
3. MARTHA WAINRIGHT – Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole
4. CSS – Fuck Everything
5. THE BIRD AND THE BEE – Fucking Boyfriend
6. PJ HARVEY – Who the Fuck?
7. FATIMA MANSIONS – Shiny Happy People
8. DEATH GRIPS – Get Got
9. SHELLAC – Prayer to God
10. PLAN B – Lost My Way
11. tUnE-yArDs – Es-So
12. ELO – Oh No, Not Susan
13. ANTLERED MAN – Platoono of Uno
14. HOLY FUCK – SHTMTN
15. THE MOTHERFUCKERS – Sick and Wrong
16. SUPER FURRY ANIMALS – The Man Don’t Give a Fuck

We have not had time to put together the planned pie-chart of sweardom, but can confirm there were over 200 fucks (and variants) and at least 4 shits.

Get in touch if you’d like to hear it…

Love Team Buffet

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Buffet #40 (with added Betty action)

We welcomed the gorgeous Bet Lynch Mob to the studio this week (well, two thirds of them). They are delightful young ladies, if somewhat cheeky. They not only danced about in the studio, but Betty Bird half-mooned us through the BCB studio glass partition. No photographic evidence I’m afraid, but here they are having a boogie in trademark gold hotpants:

You can listen again if you click this link – it starts about 5 minutes in after some sport gubbins: http://www.podcast.canstream.co.uk/bcb/index.php?id=8413

And this is what we played:

1. THE STRANGLERS – No More Heroes
2. DOPE BODY – Enemy Outta Me
3. DIRTY PROJECTORS – Offspring Are Blank
4. DEERHOOF – Break Up Song
5. BONNIE TYLER – Total Eclipse of the Heart
6. CAT POWER – Ruin
7. TEN KENS – Mousetrap
8. SPARKS – Amateur Hour
9. NENEH CHERRY – Too Tough To Die
10. SPARKLEHORSE – Saturday
11. CALIFORNIAN WIVES – Purple
12. SUZI QUATRO – Devil Gate Drive
13. MICACHU AND THE SHAPES – Easy
14. WYE OAK – Spiral

 

 

#39 Buffet French it Up

The delightful ‘Chris in France’ joined us in the studio this month. He’s always giving us top tips for records to play, so it seemed only fair that we let him fill a whole show with French tunes whilst in Bradford. And it was as diverse as ever! If you missed it and would like to catch up, here’s the link: http://www.podcast.canstream.co.uk/bcb/index.php?id=7989

And here’s the playlist from the show:

1. Starsky Et Hutch (no, really!)
2. Plastic Bertrand – Ca Plane Pour Moi
3. Juliette Greco – Marions-les
4. Mademoiselle K – T’es Mort?
5. Jean-Claude Vannier – La Horse (du film La Horse)
6. Les Rita Mitsouko – Andy
7. Serge Gainsbourg – 69 Annee Erotique
8. Christophe Destrebecq – Trebuchet
9. Emily Loizeau – Sister
10. The Do – The Wicked and the Blind
11. L – Jalouse
12. M – Belleville Rendez-Vous (version Francaise)
13. Jacques Dutronc – Fais Pas Ci, Fais Pas Ca
14. Keren Ann – My Name is Trouble

Au revoir!

Team Buffet

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#38 Buffet – Birds and Brass

Hey lovely people. If you listened to our show – big thanks! We hope it tickled your fancy. If you didn’t but are curious, here’s a link: http://www.podcast.canstream.co.uk/bcb/index.php?id=7550

And this is list of what we played:

1. First Lady (advert) – THE MIKE SAMMES SINGERS
2. Bonkers – DIZZEE RASCAL
3. Christobel – JOAN AS POLICEWOMAN
4. Apocalypse Dreams – TAME IMPALA
5. 7 Heures du Matin  – JAQUELINE TAIEB
6. Film Reel – SMOKE FAIRIES
7.  Long Division – SUUNS
8. The Man From the Future (part 2) – THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN
9. I Bought My Eyes – TY SEGALL BAND
10. Treading Water – VIEO ABIUNGO
11. If You Can’t Beat Them, Try Solvents – ANTLERED MAN
12. Cool Spirit – FENCE
13. Totally Wired – THE FALL
14. Misty Mountain Hop – LED ZEPPELIN
15. Hey Ladies – BEASTIE BOYS

We’re back on 11th August with a Chris in France special!

Ciao, bellas!

Team Buffet
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#36 Paint along with Buffet

If you listened to our show, we thank you! If not, and the playlist below appeals, you can listen here:

http://www.podcast.canstream.co.uk/bcb/index.php?id=7110

Here’s what we played on Saturday 16th June 2012:

1. Theme from PAINT ALONG WITH NANCY
2. BEASTIE BOYS – (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)
3. LAETITIA SADIER – Find Me The Pulse Of The Universe
4. HUGH MASEKELA – Amo Sakesa-Baranta
5. LIARS – WIXIW
6. CHOIR OF YOUNG BELIEVERS – Hollow Talk
7. SIX ORGANS OF ADMITTANCE – Waswasa
8. SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN story – The Man From the Future (part 1)
9. HOT CHIP – Night and Day
10. DONNA SUMMER – MacArthur Park
11. BEASTIE BOYS – Futterman’s Rule
12. R DEAN TAYLOR – There’s A Ghost In My House
13. BEE GEES – Stayin’ Alive

Also – we are DJing two silent discos in the Spiegeltent as part of Harrogate Festival on Saturday 7th July – it’ll be ace fun, so come along if you can make it! http://harrogateinternationalfestivals.com/spiegeltent/

Our show is back on 14th July.

Big love! Team Buffet.

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Buffet #36

Yet again we were Jet-lite on the radio, so this month’s offerings come via me and Emma Bob 3. You can hear the show here: http://www.podcast.canstream.co.uk/bcb/index.php?id=6695

And this is what we played:

1. PHENOMENAL HANDCLAP BAND – Radio Girls
2.  DENIECE WILLIAMS – Free
3.  ANTLERED MAN – Platoono of Uno
4. Theme from KNIGHT RIDER
5. HOSPITALITY – Betty Wang
6. THE MAGNETIC FIELDS – Quick
7. BLOOD RED SHOES – Cold
8. MINX – Bear in Heaven
9.  FIELD MUSIC – A New Town
10. GRAND DUCHY – White Out
11. BLANK DOGS – Slow Room
12. DOPE BODY – Weird Mirror
13. XTC – Love at First Sight
14. PRINCE AND THE REVOLUTION – Raspberry Beret
15. IGGY POP – No Fun

See ya! x

Buffet #35

So, the cowbell highlight for this month is Tony Osborne’s highly percussive Latin version of Eleanor Rigby (Emma is pictured holding the album – it’s bloody good!).

You can listen or listen again here (and the skip the first five minutes – it’s sport, BORING!): http://www.podcast.canstream.co.uk/bcb/index.php?id=6335

 

And here’s what we played:

 

  1. Library music from a found CD  – “Mystery, horror…”
  2. YEAH YEAH YEAHS – Date With the Night
  3. MOON DOG – Remember
  4. MAGIC WANDS – Burning Up
  5. BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS – Lucretia MacEvil
  6. OFF! – King Kong Brigade
  7. DANIEL ROSSEN – Silent Song
  8. TONY OSBORNE AND HIS ORCHESTRA – Eleanor Rigby
  9. THE SCARAMANGA SIX – The Last Roll of the Dice
  10. TYCHO – Dive
  11. CASIOTONE FOR THE PAINFULLY ALONE – Graceland
  12. LOWER DENS – Brains
  13. PLAN B – Ill Manors
  14. THE HEADSTART – Feels Like Home
  15. SLY & THE FAMILY STONE – It’s a Family Affair
  16. THE MONKEES – You Told Me

 

Join us again on Saturday 19th May!

 

Big love,

 

Team Buffet

 

xxx

 

Buffet #34 March 2012

Dear readers – if you tuned into Buffet you will have heard an interesting mix of sunshine and post-budget angst. We normally broadcast at tea time, but being moved to the breakfast slot (to make way for coverage of Bradford City Park) made Jenny come over all Wogan. She was even inclined to interpret the Fugazi song Target as an ode to chocolate, so I’ve posted the lyrics below to prove that it is not. Emma delighted us with her latest discovery – the fantastic Nadine Shah, and there is debate about the cowbell – is it the backbone of rock and roll?  (In my opinion, yes! – and I’ve highlighted tracks listed below that feature cowbell, only one of which was chosen deliberately for its presence).

Here’s what we played:

1. THE MIKE SAMMES SINGERS – another marvellous vintage advert
2. THE MONKEES – (Look Out) Here Comes Tomorrow
3. STEREOLAB – Cellulose Sunshine
4. NADINE SHAH – Aching Bones
5. THE EVENS – No Money
6. SHIRLEY BASSEY – Spinning Wheel*
7. MAGIK MARKERS – Body Rot
8. THE FATIMA MANSIONS – Look What I Stole For Us, Darling
9. HUGH MASEKELA – Grazing In The Grass*
10. AC/DC – Back In Black
11. GORILLAZ Ft. ANDRE 3000 & JAMES MURPHY – Do Ya Thing
12. THE VASELINES – Son Of A Gun
13. NEIL DIAMOND – America
14. FUGAZI – Target
15. METRONOMY – Everything Goes My Way*
16. SUPER FURRY ANIMALS – God! Show Me Magic
17. THE BEATLES – Tax Man*

*Features cowbell, and is better for it

As per usual, you can listen again via this link: http://www.podcast.canstream.co.uk/bcb/index.php?id=5908

Laters!

x

Target by Fugazi

It’s cold outside and my hands are dry
Skin is cracked and I realize
That I hate the sound of guitars
A thousand grudging young millionaires
Forcing silence sucking sound
Forced into this conversation

So I say shine let their planets collide
This is the darkening down of my mind
We could be making it oiling like crime
We could be making it staking last dimes
If you want to seize the sound
You don’t need a reservation

The torch is passed it’s yours to return
Lay at their feet now use it to burn
For marketing the use of the word generation
A false alliance of money persuading
Forcing silence sound sucking
Forced into this conversation
Now if you want to seize the sound
You don’t need a reservation
So open so young so target
I can smell your heart you’re a target

 

Fanny Power!

Well ladies and gents, if you listened in we hope you enjoyed the tuneage, which was brought to you by the power of fanny! Though it appears this super power has confused some people. Just what is fanny power? Well, simply put, it is an amusing (to us) way of celebrating music by female artists. Plus the first all-female rock band in the late 60s were called Fanny, which lends itself very nicely to lots of juvenile jokes.

This show also coincided with us curating the Record Club in Shipley along similar lines. Record Club is very much a celebration of vinyl using a different theme each month. We played three albums in full and a varied mix of other singles and album tracks from the 1960s to the present. It was quite interesting to have someone comment “I suppose it is possible to find three really good records by women.”  Very interesting…

Here’s what we played on our radio show!

  1. Banana Mellows advert
  2. BREEDERS – I Just Want to Get Along
  3. DEERHOOF – Super Duper Rescue Heads!
  4. SANTOGOLD – Say Aha
  5. ROB ST. JOHN – Phantom Limb
  6. LUSCIOUS JACKSON – Are You Ready
  7. GOLDFRAPP – Strict Machine
  8. FANNY – Rockin’ (All Night Long)
  9. P J HARVEY – Dress
  10. ZAMMUTO – F U C-3PO
  11. BLONDIE – Hanging On The Telephone
  12. DUCHESS SAYS – Subtraction Of Obedience
  13. PORITCO QUARTET – Window Seat
  14. SUPERHUMANOIDS – Geri
  15. SONIC YOUTH – Reena
  16. SISTER SLEDGE    – We Are Family
  17. Promotional song for George Moreno Film Productions
  18. Esso advert

And you can listen to it as a download for the next four weeks by following this link: http://www.podcast.canstream.co.uk/bcb/index.php?id=5502

Big thanks!

Team Buffet

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Fanny Power Preview

Hello there! Thought we’d drop by to let you know about International Fanny Power Day – next Saturday 25th February.

Not only will we at Buffet be dominating the BCB airwaves with lady rock (5-6pm), but we’ll be hosting The Record Club the very same evening in Shipley. Come and join us at the Kirkgate Centre from 7:30pm for lots of vinyl fun. Details are on our Facebook page here: http://www.facebook.com/events/194058260701785/

And also here: http://www.recordclub.org.uk/events/feb12

(You can decide a third album to be played in full – go ahead and vote!).

Love from Team Buffet

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