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When Big Joan Sets Up 3/3/11 – Stay Alive in ’75

I'd wear itA change to some listings this week, as the dreaded manflu (defintion – like women’s flu but MUCH WORSE!) has sundered my previously mellifluous tones and replaced them with something that sounds like someone sandpapering a door frame.

So – back, back, back, we go to a conversation that I had with Albert about a year ago, when we speculated as to what our prgrammes would have sounded like had BCB existed back in the day.

Galvanised into action by this conversation I asked Albert to name a random year for me to build a programme around. Having already dealt with 1987 previously, his second suggestion was 1975.

So this week’s programme was a tribute to the days when, if you were very good and ate all your Vesta curry and Angel Delight , your mam would let you stop up and watch “Fawlty Towers” and if you were bad she’d make you listen to the Radio 1 breakfast show with Noel Edmonds.

Starting with the obvious but enduringly wonderful….

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Bloody Big Bumper Big Joan Bonanza 10-25th February 2011

Ok , so basically I haven’t posted any tracklistings for a while so here’s a run down of the last three weeks for all you nostalgia buffs. Do you remember the golden days of 10th February?

And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead – “Cover The Days Like A Tidal Wave” (LP -“Tao Of The Dead”) (Superball Music)
Gil Scott Heron and Jamie XX – “Running” (LP – “We’re New Here”) (XL/Young Turks)
Chris Wood – “Hollowpoint” (V/A LP – “BBC Folk Awards 2011”) (Proper)
Skeptikal – “Process of Elimination” (V/A LP – “Transit One”) (Dispatch)
The Fall – “I Am Barmy” (3CD Set – “This Nation’s Saving Grace – Expanded Edition”) (Beggars Banquet)
The Fall – “Ma Riley” ( 3CD Set – “This Nation’s Saving Grace – Expanded Edition”) (Beggars Banquet)
Natalie Storm – “Nuh Watch We” (download from Ghettobassquake.com)
Hank IV – “Don’t Count On It” (LP- “3”) (Siltbreeze)
Hank Williams – “Lost Highway” (4CD Set – “Hillbilly Hero”) (Proper)
Cthulu Youth – “The Wizard’s Cat” (download “Demo 10”) (no label)
Cush – “Resusitation” (12″)(Plastique)
Jeff The Brotherhood – “Heavy Damage” (LP – “Live at Third Man”) (Third Man)
Jeff The Brotherhood – “Shredder” (LP – “Live at Third Man”) (Third Man)
Jeff The Brotherhood – “Beastmaster 420” (LP – “Live at Third Man”) (Third Man)
&ME -“Bye Bye” (v/a LP – “It Began In Africa Volume 2” ) (Kitball)

and what were YOU doing in the hazy lazy days of 17th Feb?

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When Big Joan Sets Up 3/2/11 – Mystic Cope Presents

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Hello wild things,

For reasons so dull as to be not worth mentioning even here. I’m writing this week’s running order before actually doing the programme so your guess is as good as mine as to what happened. I was probabaly rubbish and the music was probably good that’s how it ususally goes – and a man in a green hat will bring you good luck, apparently.

A Hawk and a Hacksaw – “No Rest For The Wicked” (LP -“Cervantine”) (Forte)
The Babies – “Run Me Over” (LP – “The Babies”) (Shrimper)
Amen Ra – “Trifle” (EP – “EP2 Line Path”) (Keysound)
Elephant Man – “Wine and Dip” (LP – “Dance and Sweep”) (VP)
Megabats – “Medicine Hat” (LP -“Goes To A Lemon”) (Debacle)
Medicine Head – “(And The) Pictues In The Sky” (7″) (Dandelion)
Mosca – “Square One VIP” (v/a LP -“Nightslugs Vol.1) (Nightslugs)
Extortion – “Regrets” (CD – “Fear Candy 90”) (Terrorizer)
Kaleidoscope Jukebox – “Dance of The Jitterbug Fairy” (download)
The Fall – “Spoilt Victorian Child” (3CD Box – “This Nation’s Saving Grace – Expanded Edition”) (Beggars Banquet)
Hype Williams – “Blue Dream” (LP – “Find Out What Happens When People Stop Being Polite and Start Being Reel”) (De Stijl)
Hype Williams – “Untitled” (LP – “Find Out What Happens When People Stop Being Polite and Start Being Reel”) (De Stijl)
Hype Williams – “Untitled (Andrea Lopez) ” (LP – “Find Out What Happens When People Stop Being Polite and Start Being Reel”) (De Stijl)
DJ Slugo – “Tip Toe” (EP -“In The Middle”) (Subterranean Playhouse)
Chapel Club – “White Knight Position” (LP – “Palace”) (Polydor)
Last Soul Descendants – “Savage Lion Dub” (LP -“LSD Dub Experience”) (Chillmode)

When Big Joan Sets Up 27/1/11 – Sorry love, it’s out of guarantee

Please Hammer, Dont Hurt 'Em

Please Hammer, Dont Hurt 'Em

Hello puny humans,

When Big Joan Sets Up once again clawed it’s evil way onto the radio this week and brought you 20 minutes of the work of sound artist Joseph Hammer 50% of whose astonishing LP “I Love You , Please Love Me Too” was aired this week.

It’s mix of snippets and samples from Al Jolson to R&B all overlaid to create a hypnotic hurricane of sound which no doubt thrilled some of our listeners and sent three times as many back to Comet complaining that their radios were broken.

Y Niwl – “Undegpump” (LP- “Y Niwl”) (http://yniwl.bandcamp.com/)
Howse – “(Intro)ducing” (LP -“JSTCHLLN”) (http://howsez.bandcamp.com/album/jstchlln)
Sic Alps – “The First White Man To Touch California Soil” (LP – “Napa Asylum”) (Drag City)
Glasvegas – “The World Is Yours” (download from http://www.glasvegas.net/the-world-is-yours/)
Predator Dub Assassins – “Conquering Dub” (LP – “The Dub Files”) (Self Released)
Joseph Hammer – no title – Side 2 of “I Love You, Please Love Me Too” LP (Pan)
The Fall – “Race With The Devil” (5 CD set – “The Fall Box Set”1976 -2007) (Sanctuary)
Gene Vincent and The Blue Caps – “You Belong To Me” (LP “Gene Vincent Rocks and The Blue Caps Roll” (Capitol)
Pipsqueak – “Pipsqueak Boogie” (Cassette – “Pipsqueak”) (Burger)
AB – “Blip” (EP – “YODJ”) (Relentless)
Soom T – “Jungle of Peace” (LP – “Ode 2 A Carrot”) (Jahtari)
Broadcast – “The Book Lovers” (EP – “The Book Lovers”) (Duophonic)

When Big Joan Sets Up 20/1/11 – If only I could spell cornucopia

In the words of Destiny’s Child – Question.

Where would you find ear shreddling guitar mangling, pelvis rattling bass frequencies, a forgotten sixties R&B classic, the triumphant return of a reggae legend,spine tingling post-rock,thundering techno, alt country titans covering Neil Young and ten minutes of the greatest live LP ever?

All this and Freddie Mercury In Dub – surely that’s worth falling alseep at work on a Thursday for?

Agathocles – “God Save The Real Green Crocodile” (LP – This is Not A Threat… It’s a Promise”) (Selfmadegod)
Watty Burnett – “Rasta At Di Kontrol” (LP- “Rasta At Di Kontrol”) (Worldbeat Pro Jam)
Downliners Sekt – “From Under Spinning Lights” (EP – “We Make The Hits, Not the Public”) (Disboot)
The Downliners Sect – “Baby What’s Wrong?” (7″) (Columbia)
Mogwai – “How To Be A Werewolf” (LP – “Hardcore Will Never Die But You Will”) (Rock Action)
The Five Stars of Harmony of Jackson GA. – “If I Can Just Hold On ‘Till Tomorrow”) (v/a LP – “In The Storm So Long”) (Mississippi)
Rock Steady Freddy – “Bohemian Rhapsody” (7″ “Heavy Duty Booty – Volume 3”) (Heavy Duty Booty)
Thurston Moore – “Black Hairs” (EP – “Suicide Notes For Acoustic Guitar”) (Carbon)
The Fall – “The Quartet of Doc Shanley” (LP – “Levitate”) (Artful)
Micheal Random – “Level” (EP – “Error”) (Datablender)
Asobi Seksu – “In My Head” (LP – “Florescence”) (Polyvynil)
Phosphorescent – “Are You Ready For The Country?” (v/a CD – “Harvest Revisited”) (Mojo)
Neil Young and Crazy Horse – “Rockin’In The Free World” (LP – “Weld”) (Reprise)

When Big Joan Sets Up – 2.03 is The Magic Number

I am crap at timing (ooh errr!). Having trumpeted THREE tracks from the excellent new Mogwai LP “Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will” I managed to play about thirteen seconds of the last one. A full unexpurgated version will follow next week. I bet Huw Stephens doesn’t mess up his timings. ‘Mazing!

Yuck – “Holing Out” (LP – “Yuck”) (Fat Possum)
Altered Natives – “The Rain” (EP “No Mortgage”) (Bosconi)
Ann Peebles – “I Can’t Stand The Rain” (LP- “I Can’t Stand The Rain”) (Hi)
Unsane – “Pigeon” (download EP – “3 Songs”) (Coextinction)
Carol Batton – “Wasps” (v/a 7″ EP – “Twisted Words Vol.1”) (Finders Keepers)
Speed Freak – “Have A Nice Apocalypse” (2 x 12″ – “Audio Damage All Stars”) (Audio Damage)
Mogwai – “White Noise” (LP – “Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will) (Rock Action)
Busy Signal – “F.Y.I.” (Download from http://ghettobassquake.com)
The Humblebums – “Her Father Never Liked Me, Anyway” (LP – “The New Humblebums”) (Transatlantic)
Woebot – “Miner” (LP -“Moanad”) (Hollow Earth)
Mogwai – “San Pedro” (LP – “Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will) (Rock Action)
Traxman -“WTF” (v/a Download EP – “Overkill”) (Ghettophiles)
Autopsy – “Fiend For Blood” (LP -“Dark Crusades”) (Peaceville)
Wanda Jackson – “Dust On The Bible” (7″) (Third Man)
Brilliant Colours – “You Win” (split 7″ with Girls Names) (Slumberland Tough Love)
The Fall – “Pay Your Rates” (LP – “Grotesque”) (Rough Trade)
Mogwai – “How To Be A Werewolf” (excerpt) (LP – “Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will) (Rock Action)

When Big Joan Sets Up 6/1/11 – Happy New Wire!

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New Year, same old crap puns. Tim Vine eat yer heart out!
When Big Joan Sets Up galloped into 2011 with three tracks from the excellent new LP from Wire plus 12 minutes and 37 seconds of wonky dubsteppy style magic from Shackleton plus more from the patron saint of Wednesday nights, Captain Beefheart.

Ganwar and Irwin – “Auld Lang Syne” (download) (Hard Dance)
The Decemberists – “January Hymn (7”) (Rough Trade)
Part Chimp – “You Decide” (7″) (Gringo)
Shackleton – “Man on A String Parts 1 & 2″ (12”) (Septic Heart)
The Fall – “O.F.Y.C. Showcase” (LP – “Your Future, Our Clutter”) (Domino)
Anthony B – “Run Dem Out Ya” (LP – “Encore”) (Truckback)
Blind Wille Johnson – “You’ll Need Somebody On Your Bond” (LP – “Complete Recordings Of..”) (Sony)
Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band – “Kandy Korn” (LP – “Merseytrout”) (Ozit)
Prime Mover and Chuck B – “Murda Sounds” (Download EP – “The Cross Continents EP”) (Rockers)
Wire – “Please Take” (LP – “Red Barked Tree”) (Pink Flag)
Wire – “Two Minutes” (LP -“Red Barked Tree”) (Pink Flag)
Wire – “A Flat Tent” (LP – “Red Barked Tree”) (Pink Flag)
Woebot – “String” (LP – “Moanad”) (Hollow Earth)
Mogwai – “Mexican Grand Prix” (download single) (Rock Action)

When Big Joan Sets Up 30/12/10 – Beefheart Tribute

for the Captain…

Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band – “Blue Eyed Beans From Venus” (LP- “Clear Spot”) (Reprise)
Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band – “Hey Garland,I Dig Your Tweed Coat” (LP – “Ice Cream For Crow”) (Virgin)
Sonic Youth – “Electricty” (v/a LP “Fast and Bulbous”) (Imaginary)
Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band – “Who Do You Think You’re Fooling?” (LP – “The Legendary A&M Sessions”) (A&M)
Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band – “Sure Nuff N Yes I Do” (LP-“Safe As Milk”) (Buddha)
Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band – “Yellow Brick Road” (LP-“Safe As Milk”) (Buddha)
Magazine – “I Love You, You Big Dummy” (LP – “Peel Sessions”) (Virgin)
Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band – “Trust Us” (Top Gear Session – 6th May 1968)
Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band – “Safe As Milk” (Top Gear Session – 6th May 1968)
available to download from http://www.beefheart.com/filtered/peel.htm
The Fall – “Beatle Bones and Smokin’ Stones” (5CD Box – “Peel Sessions 1978-2004)
Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band – “Peon” (LP- “Lick My Decals Off”) (Straight)
Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band – “The Dust Blows Forward and The Dust Blows Back” (LP – “Trout Mask Replica”) (Warner Bros.)
Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band – “Pachuco Cadaver” (LP -“Trout Mask Replica”) (Warner Bros.)
Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band – “Ella Guru” (LP – “Trout Mask Replica”)
Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band – “You’re Gonna Need Somebody on Your Bond – Live at Kidderminster 1968” (5CD Box – “Grow Fins:Rarities 1965 -1982” (Revenant)
Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band – “Owed T’Alex” (LP – “Shiny Beast – Bat Chain Puller”) (Virgin)
Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band – “Veteran’s Day Poppy” (LP – “Trout Mask Replica”) (Warner Bros.)

When Big Joan Sets Up 23/12/10 – The Night Before The Night Before Christmas

Christmas reminds us we are not alone. We are not unrelated atoms, bouncing and ricocheting amid aliens, but are a part of something, which holds and sustains us. As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same. Christmas shows us the ties that bind us together, threads of love and caring, woven in the simplest and strongest way within the family.
Donald E. Westlake

Even an old Scrooge like me can’t argue with that. Happy Christmas.

Arize – “Jingle Dub” (download)
Wax Audio feat George W. Bush – “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” (7″) (Metal Postcard)
The Wedding Present – “Step Into Christmas” (v/a LP – “A Lump Of Coal”) (First Warning)
The Aggrovators – “Santa Dub” (v/a 3 CD Set – “Trojan Christmas”) (Trojan)
Sonic Youth – “Santa Doesn’t Cop Out On Dope” (v/a LP – ” Just Say Noel”) (Geffen)
John Prine – “Christmas In Prison” (LP – “Sweet Revenge”) (WEA)
Freddie Mitchell and his Orchestra – “Jingle Bells Boogie” (LP – “The Chronological Freddie Mitchell 1949-1950”) (Classics)
Cromtech – “Deck The Stix/Crestnobs on Open Filmor/Chanukob O Chorukab/Clomtad Is Here/We Wish You Xmas/Jorpeel Bells/Winter Wonderland” (7″) (Troubleman Unlimited)
The White Stripes – “The Reading Of The Story Of The Magi/Silent Night” (7″ -“Merry Christmas From The White Stripes” (XL)
DJ Primo – “Merry Christmas” ( v/a download LP – “Gabberbox – Hardcore X-Mas Party Volume 1”) (5th Gear)
The Wailers – “Christmas Spirit” (LP – “Merry Christmas From The Sonics, Wailers, Galaxies”) (Etiquette)
Man Or Astroman – “Frosty The Snowman” (v/a LP – “Happy Birthday Baby Jesus Volumes 1 &2”) (Sypmpathy For The Record Industry)
The Fall – “Hark The Herald Angels Sing” (5cd Box – ” The Complete Peel Sessions 1978-2004″) (Castle)
Belle and Sebastian – “O Little Town of Bethlehem” (er..taped off John Peel by me in 2002)
The Tamlins – “Silent Night” (v/a LP – “A Yard Style Chrsitmas”) (VP)
Nat King Cole – “The Christmas Song” (LP – “The Unforgettable Nat King Cole”) (EMI)
The Yobs – “May The Good Lord Bless and Keep You” (LP – “The Yobs’ Christmas Album) (Captain Oi!)

and for the nostalgic amongst you . here’s the week before

Niney The Observer – “Blood and Fire” (LP – ” Roots with Quality”) (17 North Parade)
PJ Harvey – “Written On The Forehead” (download single) (Island)
The Gasman – ” Ionic Suffix” (LP – “Powerpoints”) (Planet Mu)
The Wave Pictures – “Now You Are Pregnant” (EP – “Johnny Helms Sings”) (Moshi Moshi)
Groundcover – “Taiwanese Noise Clinic 1” (CDR – “Psychobass) (Self Released)
Unknown – Untitled (12”) (Knowone)
The Fall – “No Xmas For John Keys” (LP -” Totales Turns (It’s Now Or Never)”) (Rough Trade)
Survival – “Alien” (12″) (Dispatch)
Magrudergrind – “Incapacity Reigns” (EP – “Crusher”) (Scion A/V)
Napalm Death – “You Suffer” (7″) (Earache)
Electro Hippies – “Mega Aramageddon Death Pt.3″ (7”) (Earache)
Scientist and Shackleton – “Hackney Marshes Dub” (LP – “Scientist Launches Dubstep Into Outer Space”) (Techtonic)
Bardo Pond – “I Don’t Know About You” (LP – ‘Bardo Pond”) (ATP)
Tha Pope – “Jungle Juke” (v/a LP -“Bangs and Works Volume 1”) (Planet Mu)
DJ Killa E – “Star Wars” (v/a LP -“Bangs and Works Volume 1”) (Planet Mu)
DJ Lil Rome and DJ Young Tellem – “Kill Da Circle” (v/a LP -“Bangs and Works Volume 1”) (Planet Mu)
Fay Hield – “Banks Of The Nile” (LP – “Looking Glass”) (Topic)
Martyn – “Left Hander” (12″) (3024)

A Tin Teardrop Falls

If there has ever been such a thing as a genius in the history of popular music, it’s Beefheart,” “I heard echoes of his music in some of the records I listened to last week and I’ll hear more echoes in records that I listen to this week.”  John Peel

Captain Beefheart

It seems odd to feel compelled to write in tribute to someone who stopped making records when I was 11 years old, but normal rules never applied when referring to Don Van Vliet, better known as Captain Beefheart. A quick check of his Wikipedia entry lists the musical genres he worked in as follows:

Experimental rock, blues, blues-rock, avant-garde, psychedelic rock, progressive rock, protopunk, surrealist, outsider

although anyone familar with his work will find even this sprawling list inadequate to describe the Captain’s work, mainly but not exclusively encapsulated on 12 studio LP’s recorded between 1966 and 1982 after which he did what so many of his 1960’s contemporaries failed to do and decided that he had said all he wanted to say and retired from music to become a respected artist.

In this sense, this is the second time that we’ve lost him and I always felt that the blow of his eventual demise would be cushioned by the fact that as a “Beefheart fan-boy” (in the immortal words of Tez Burke) I had long since resigned myself to not hearing any new music from the great man.

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