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Big Joan’s Cave of Delights 1

As any of us broadcasting legends knows, the twin DJ disciplines of talking shite and pressing buttons (sometimes at the same time ) can be a draining experience. I mean you know I just give and I give. I guess I’m just one of life’s givers.

However , there has to be a limit to my even my  boundless generosity to you the listener and so I’ve decided to take three weeks off to go to the country and you know , get my head together, man.

But how to replace “When Big Joan Sets Up” the programe that has for years now delighted up to four listeners with the popular hip shaking tunes by the nice young people with the funny hair?

Rejected ideas included:

“Who The Bloody Hell Are You?” –  Popular disc jockey and legend Phil “The Giver” Cope traces his family tree back to the 1700’s and uncovers exciting tales of piracy on the high seas , bravery on the fields of Ypres, and sheep rustling.

Uncle Phil Gargles The Great American Songbook

A three- part drama for radio entitled “Jack’s Adventures in the Public Lavatories of  Newton Le Willows”

Albert Freeman’s History of Parsnips (abridged version)

The Wit and Wisdom of Dave Lee Travis (rejected for being 59 minutes and 47 seconds too short for broadcast)

The BBC Radio Leeds Story – The inspiring story of how a disparate band of individuals united only by a hatred of entertainment, managed against the odds, to create a radio station using only moronic phone in’s, travel updates and Leo Sayer records and realise their dream of portaying West Yorkshire as a land fit only for tone deaf dullards and Alan Titchmarsh

‘Outside Now” – a live debate on the pressing questions of the day – including episodes entiled “Should it Really Be That Shape?”  “Has anyone actually seen Katie Price and Colonel Gadaffi together at the same time? - Is there something we should be told?”  and “Internment Camps for anyone found in possesion of a book by Jereemy Clarkson  – Discuss”

Sadly, these ideas were all reluctantly discarded in the interest of work avoidance and instead over the next three weeks we’ll be plunging into the dark and terrifying recesses of my record collection.

Hey, you’re welcome.

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The Unthanks with The Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band – 13/9/11 – The Lowry , Salford

Historians will tell you that the late seventies was the era of punk wherein the cultural hegemony of soft rock nonsense was rent asunder and the charts became a writhing mass of snarling, spitting two minute bursts of glorious noise and Rick Wakeman and his caped ilk were well and truly fucked off for good.

The actual charts of 1977 were curiously catholic affair, dominated by a mix of country (‘Lucille”), disco (“I Feel Love”) , musical theatre (“Don’t Cry For Me Argentina”), fit blokes off the telly (David Soul’s actually rather ace “Silver Lady) and topped off by the always cheering sound of an ageing multi- millionaire making himself ever richer by singing about a chunk of Scotland that he owned.

Into this confused melange came a record which had been picked up by inexplicably popular Radio 2 breakfast show host Terry Wogan of a provincial brass band playing an instrumental version of a 1911 song about a Cornish Folk tradition called “The Floral Dance”

At 6 years old I’d never heard music like this, huge and soaringly beautiful replete with harrumphing tubas and sonorous trumpets and cornets , it made all the other music which blared out of daytime radio sound well, a bit shit.

This was the start of an abiding affection for brass band music and the B and R in particular which led me to The Lowry last Tuesday for – to my intense shame , my first live encounter with them, thanks to leading folk band The Unthanks with whom they are currently touring.

Accompanied by fellow brass nut Laura Rawlings and trying not to feel out of place at a gig where you are greeted on entry by a deeply pleasant lady who tells you to “Enjoy the show” instead of a joyless skinhead in a high visibility vest muttering into a headset, we settle into the rapidly darkening Lowry.

At this point the B and R file onto the stage , resplendent in their appealingly purple jackets , each carrying with them a gleaming instrument that sparkles under the lights. -also standing proudly but unobtrusively at the side of the stage, is their Yorkshire Regional Champions trophy – as if there aren’t enough bloody trophies already in Manchester.

The Unthanks file on after and in the kind of noncommercial gesture that befits a band whose love of the music far outshines the usual tour business of plugging the LP, start an achingly beautiful version of “The King Of Rome” – a song which they have yet to record themselves but will be familiar to anyone who has heard June Tabor’s wonderful version on the “Aqaba” LP. This song, an apparently true story of a man from Derby who loses a prized racing  pigeon in a storm, only to have it return to him after he has abandoned hope of ever seeing it again, is underpinned by the gently thrumming accompaniment of the band and by it’s conclusion I am struggling not to burst into tears. And we’re only three minutes in!

The remainder of the performance , split in to two halves with an interval in the middle (there’s posh!) takes in tracks from The Unthanks’ fine current LP “Last” along with ones from 2009’s “Here’s The Tender Coming” and a spellbinding version of my favourite of their tracks “Blue Bleezing Blind Drunk” from their previous incarnation as Rachel Unthank and The Winterset.

Along with this they do a version of Ewan Mccoll’s “Nobody Knew She Was There” which leads me to the brink of blubbing once again and a lovely “My Lagan Love”, sung as a solo by Niopha Keegan, (on the right in the picture ) and all the while the B and R send out life affirming plumes of warm brass which compliment the songs perfectly.
Typical of the unselfishness of The Unthanks (who more than once declare their personal joy at working with The Brighouse and Rastrick) the B and R also get a couple of solo turns one of which is called possibly “Northern Fantasy” and encompasses “Bobby Shaftoe” ” The Blaydon Races” and, bookending the piece “On Ilkley Moor Bh’a Tat”. Despite not being given to spontaneous displays of regionalism,during the latter I have to restrain myself from standing to attention and loudly proclaiming my Yorkshireness to a startled crowd.

Not only a night of wonderful music then , but also thanks to the sheer warmth and good naturedness of the performers a genuinely moving experience which if you happen to read this before Thursday I urge you to participate in when the tour reaches Leeds Town Hall.

I am at this very moment scouring my finances to find a way of purchasing a Tuba so that I can stand under the windows of  prominent record label executives parping tunelessly in the small hours until they agree to pay both The Unthanks and the B and R fantastical sums to make an LP together.
As we set off home, Laura with characteristic insight, summed the night up perfectly ‘It was like spending two hours in the world , the way it should be”

When Big Joan Sets Up 8/9/11- Tonight, Matthew…

In anticipation of our increased listenership, due to the fact that everyone’s telly’s is screwed now When Big Joan Sets Up made like Nigel Ogsen this week and pulled out all the stops to bring you four tracks from Shonen Knife’s Ramones tribute LP “Osaka Ramones” (is this the first tribute LP made by a band who’ve had a tribute LP of their own ? – I don’t know , what are you asking me for? I can’t even work out how to get BBC2.) and also a16 track 7″ EP from Beartrap and a tribute to W.C Fields from Superfools which contains the immortal quote “I heard you buried your wife” to which he responds ” I had to, she died”

AGF and Ellen Alien - “Champagner 1-3” (LP – “Gedichterbe”) (AGF Produktions)
Divorce – “Wet Bandit” (7″) (Gravy)
Ruffstuff and Jayline – “Raduim Rays” (EP – “Radium Rays”) (Chronic)
Richard and Linda Thompson – “Dragging The River” (Box Set – “Live at The BBC”) (Universal)
Funghi Girls – “Doldrums” (LP -“Some Easy Magic”) (Hozac)
Beartrap – “Lack of Effort” (7″ EP – “Nailed Shut”) (To Live A Lie)
The Superfools – “All Kinds Of Gibberish Sounds” (download LP – “Aristophonics 1 – Sentimental Fields”) (from freemusicarchive.org)
Tuff Scout All-Stars – “A Battling Dub” (7″) (Tuff Scout)
Horrordactyl – “Dock Of The Bay” (download – “Horrordactyl Plays Everybody’s Songs”) (Sluggisha.blogspot.com)
Otis Redding – “That’s How Strong My Love Is ” (LP – ‘The Great Otis Redding Sings Soul Ballads”) (Stax)
Shonen Knife – “Blitzkreig Bop” (LP – “Osaka Ramones”) (Tomatohead)
Shonen Knife – “Rockaway Beach” (LP “Osaka Ramones”) (Tomatohead)
Shonen Knife – “Sheena Is A Punk Rocker” (LP – ‘Osaka Ramones”) (Tomatohead)
Shonen Knife – “We’re A Happy Family” (LP – ‘Osaka Ramones”) (Tomatohead)
Joy O – ‘Knock Knock” (12″) (Swamp)
The Fruit Tree Foundation – “I Forgot The Fall” (LP – “The Fruit Tree Foundation”) (Chemikal Underground)
The Fall – “Lie Dream Of A Casino Soul” (7″) (Kamera)
Mogwai – “Drunk and Crazy” (EP – “Earth Division”) (Rock Action)

Jerry Leiber 1933 -2011 – Much More Than A Hound Dog

Jerry Leiber

Jerry Leiber

Whilst Jerry Leiber, who died on the 22nd August, may not be a figure that springs immediately to mind in the pantheon of preening, strutting decadents that have shaped popular music, his contribution , alongside Mike Stoller. altered the course of musical history in a way that it has never quite managed to escape from .

Put simply, this rakish son of Polish Jews, through his love of the R and B and jazz music of the 30’s and 40’s, took the street argot from the slums of Baltimore, where he spent his early years and aligned it with Mike Stoller’s rhythmic attacking piano structures to create an array of tough,hip, vernacular lyrics that are instantly recognisable nearly 60 years after their inception.

In creating a lexicon of terms and phrases that still pop up regularly in all genres of music today he was no less than the Dr Johnson of rock and his images, particularly his gift for a scintillating opening line, are known pretty much everywhere by pretty much everyone.

Would you want to spend time in the company of anyone who doesn’t immediately recognise the line

“The warden threw a party at the county jail…”

I wouldn’t. They might be Boris Johnson.

Before Leiber and Stoller, most of the popular songs in the gleaming America of the early 1950’s were wounded tales of being done wrong by some uncaring femme fatale (the subtext being that blokes were basically at the mercy of those evil women creatures) rendered by ageing booze sodden crooners or enervating novelty fare of the “How Much is That Doggie in The Window?” stripe.

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When Big Joan Sets Up 18th August – We’re BACK!

Yes, due to a combination of technical mishaps and bone idleness the sleeping giant that is When Big Joan Sets Up has been absent from this blog for far too long. So how’ve you been? Did you miss me? Oh well , if that’s your attitude…

Raffertie – “Visual Acuity” (EP – “Visual Acuity”) (Ninja Tune)
Mind Eraser – “The Way Is Shut” (2 x 7″ “Brutal Supremacy”) (Painkiller)
Augustus Pablo – “Armagideon Dub” (LP – “Message Music – Digital Productions 1986 -1994”) (Pressure Sounds)
Big Bill Broonzy – “Goodbye Baby Blues” (LP – “One Beer, One Blues”) (Brownsville)
DJ Diamond – “Pop The Trunk” (LP – “Flight Music”) (Planet Mu)
Jacuzzi Boys – “Cool Vapours” (LP – “Glazin’) (Hardly Art)
The Duprees – “You Belong To Me” ( v/a LP – ” The Golden Age of American Rock and Roll – Volume 2″) (Ace)
Sickness -“Back To Xanadu” (7″) (Freak Animal)
P.Dubbz – “Broke Out In A Riot” (download – “Riot Riddim”) (Icesis Productions)
Icesis Bling – “Da World Gone Crazy” (download – “Riot Riddim”) (Icesis Productions)
Cocteau Twins – “Pearly Dewdrops Drops” (7″) (4AD)
Echo Lake – “Another Day” (7″) (No Pain In Pop)
Lee Noble – “Contempt For The Beach” (LP – “No Becoming”) (Sweat Lodge Guru)
The Routes – “Do What’s Right By You” (LP – “Aligator”) (Dirty Water)
Les Kellies – “Erase You” (LP – “Les Kellies”) (Fire)
Popol Vuh – “Schnee – Thomas Fehlman’s Flow Edit” (LP -“Revisited and Remixed 1970-1999”) (SPV)
Extra Happy Ghost! – “Mercy, Mercy” (LP -“Modern Horses”) (Saved By The Radio)
Mariachi El Bronx- “Matador” (LP – ‘Mariachi El Bronx II”) (Ato)
Jeff Mills – “Homing Device” (LP – “2087”) (Axis)

and while I’m in the mood last week’s programme celebrating the 100th release on national drum and bass treasure Ram Records looked like this…

The Wind Up Birds – “Popman” (7″) (Sturdy)
Sub Focus – “Stomp” – (v/a download LP – “Ram 100”) (Ram)
Skint and Demoralised – “Maria, Full Of Grace” (LP – ‘This Sporting Life”) (Heist or Hit)
Don Corleone – “Istanbul Dub” (LP – ‘Don Corleone Presents Dub In HD”) (Don Corleone)
No Hope Kids – “Fuzzapocalypse vs. Mechagodzilla” (EP – “No Hope Kids”)(nohopekids.bandcamp.com/album/nohopekids-ep)
Algernon Cadwallader – “Pitfall” (LP – ‘Parrot Files”) (Self Released)
Wilkinson – “Refugee” (v/a download LP – “Ram 100”) (Ram)
Ralph Stanley – “John The Revelator” (LP – ‘A Mother’s Prayer”) (Rebel Records)
Don and Juan – “What’s Your Name?” (7″) (London)
Pupajim – “Double Lock” (download single) (Maffi)
The Shirks – “Cry, Cry,Cry” (7″) (Grave Mistake)
The Smirks – “UK-OK” (7″) (Beserkley)
Margaret Dygas – “41” (LP – “Margaret Dygas”) (Perlon)
Laura Marling – “Sophia” (download single) (Virgin)
Zola Jesus – “Vessel” (download single) (Soultrain Transmissions)
Tiwitine – “Tiwitine” (v/a LP – “Ishumar 2 – New Tuareg Guitars”) (Le Chant Du Fauvres)
Mind Vortex – “Generator” (v/a download LP – “Ram 100”) (Ram)

When Big Joan Sets Up – 21st July – Mr Murdoch Regrets Asking To See The Sweet Trolley

Who’d have thought seeing an 80 year old man hit in the face with a custard pie would be funny?

Tonight’s flan flinging tunes (tune in from midnight):
Audio Warfare – “Residential Terrorist” (download) (Trackmaster)
Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band – “Grow Fins” (LP – “John Peel’s Nan True’s Hole Beefheart Tapes Volume 2” (Ozit/Dandelion)
Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks – “Senator” (download from Pitchfork.com)
J-Rocc – “Play This (Also)” (LP – “Some Cold Rock Stuff”) (Stone’s Throw)
The Damned – “Melody Lee” (LP – “Machine Gun Etiquette”) (Chiswick)
Delly Ranx – “Ole Clothes Government” (7″)
(Q45)
The White Stripes – “Death Letter” (LP – “Live In Mississippi”) (Third Man)
DJ Balli – “Skateboard Is Not Skateboard – Valpelice Live Mix 2011” (v/a CD “Wire Tapper 26”)
Billy Bragg – “Never Buy The Sun” (www.billybragg.co.uk/sun.php) – see also dontbuythesun.co.uk
Apache Droput – “Shot Down” (7″) (Trouble In Mind)
SSS – “Painting By Numbers” (LP – “Problems To The Answer”) (Earache)
Raiden – “Genie Civil” (LP – “Beton Arme”) (Offkey)
The Melvins – “Nude With Boots” (LP – “Sugar Daddy Live”) (Ipecac)
Estrogen Highs – “For All I Know” (EP – “For All I Know”) (Florida’s Dying)
The Orioles – “For All We Know” (LP – “The Orioles 1947-1955”)_ (Acrobat)
King Tubby – “St.Thomas Dub” (LP – “King Tubby’s Classics -The Lost Midnight Rock Dubs Chapter 2) (Roots)

When Big Joan Sets Up 8th June – A Big Yo To My Posse

Why do people keep asking me if they can have a “shout out” on the programme? It’s not bloody Viking FM you know.

Anyway, some records

Total Science and S.P.Y. – “While You Were Sleeping” (EP -“Ghost Rider”) (CIA Recordings)
Black Pus – “Hole In The Ground” (LP -“Primordial Pus”) (Load)
Comet Gain – “Thee Ecstatic Library” (LP -“Howl Of The Lonely Crowd”) (Fortuna Pop)
People Like Us – “What Will I Do?” (LP – “Welcome Abroad”) (Illegal Art)
Fats Domino – “Walking To New Orleans” (LP -“The Imperial Singles Volume 4”) (Ace)
Sleeparchive – “Ronan Point 2″ (12”) (Tresor)
Earl Sixteen feat. U Roy – “This Yah Business (12″ Rockers Version)” (LP – “The Fittest”) (Jah Rocksolid)
Boris – “Les Paul Custom ’86” (LP -“Attention Please”) (Sargeant House)
Swing Republic – “The Honeydripper” (Download LP – “Electro Swing Republic”)
Eliza Carthy – “Thursday” (LP – “Neptune”)(Hem Hem)
Martin Carthy – “The Bedmaking” (LP-“The Essential Martin Carthy”) (Topic)
The 5678’s – “Sho Jo Ji (The Hungry Racoon)” (7″) (Third Man)
DJ Paul feat Lenny D – “All Of Us Are One People” (download) (Round One)
Atari Teenage Riot – “Codebreaker” (LP- “Is This Hyperreal?”) (Digital Hardcore)
The Keys – “I Tried To Find It In Books” (LP -“Bitten By Wolves”) (See Monkey Do Monkey)
Akasha – “One Drop” (v/a LP – “The Next Mission”) (Dubmission)

When Big Joan Sets Up 1st June – GSH RIP

."No One Can Do Everything, But Everyone Can Do Something"

Gil Scott-Heron was a man who could combine rage and eloquence, which is a rare feat. Despite his well documented weaknesses on his day he was possesed of a fierce intellect combined with a hatred of injustice.

No wonder they put him in prison.

Tonight’s tunes

Fucked Up – “Under My Nose” (LP – “David Comes To Life”) (Matador)
Animal Man – “Do You Feed? (The Curry Song)” (v/a LP – “Fucked Up Presents David’s Town”) (Matador)
Venetian Snares – “You Discovered The Secret and Juiced It For All It’s Majesty” (EP – “Cubist Reggae”) (Planet Mu)
David Thomas Broughton – “Joke” (LP – “Outbreeding”) (Brainlove)
David Thomas Broughton – “Onward We Trudge” (LP – “Outbreeding”) (Brainlove)
David Thomas Broughton – Potential Of Our Progeny” (LP – “Outbreeding”) (Brainlove)
Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band – “Bellerin Plain” (LP – “Lick My Decals Off,Baby”) (Straight)
Taxman – “Konkrete Shoes” (12″) (Playaz)
Lee Perry – “Scratch Message” (LP – “Rise Again”) (M.O.D.Technologies)
The Upsetters – “Jah Jah Ah Natty Dread” (v/a LP -“Return Of Sound System Scratch”) (Pressure Sounds)
Holly Golightly and The Brokeoffs – “Under Arrest” (LP – “No Help Coming”) (Damaged Goods)
Traxman – “Amili Juked Out” (EP – “Pacman Juke”) (Moveltraxx)
Gil Scott-Heron – “We Beg Your Pardon (Pardon Our Analysis) (LP – “The Mind Of Gil Scott-Heron”) (Arista)
Pampidoo – “Synthesizer Voice – Goth Trad Dub Mix” (12″) (Greensleeves Dubstep)

When Big Joan Sets Up 26th May – On-U Special

on-u-sound1In this week’s thrilling episode we paid tribute to Adrian Sherwood’s On-U Sound records, arguably the most consistently brilliant British record label of the last thirty years and the reason I had to get a weekend job in the roughest pub in Ponty when I was 17 so that I could afford to buy pretty much every single one of their releases that Crash records stocked.

Adrian, if you’re reading this I got a fruit machine thrown at me in 1988 for you – and it was worth it (although I may not be saying that if it’d hit me).

The tunes
Kill Baby Kill – “Hunting For The Dead” (EP – “Sometimes, They Come Back”) (Self Released)
Jeff Mills – “Transformation Complete” (LP – “The Power”) (Axis)
Gallhammer – “Aberration” (LP – “The End”) (Peaceville)
Loudon Wainright III – “Screaming Issue” (Box Set – “40 Odd Years”) (Shout Factory)
Pleasure and Origin – “Dub After Dub” (12″) (Philles Blunt)
Girls’ Names – “Seance On A Wet Afternoon” (LP – “Dead To Me”) (Tough Love)
Johnny Pluse – “Blind Tap Dancer” (LP – “Lasers, Lasers, We Need More Lasers”) (Bulabeats)

On-U-Sound Mix

Prince Far-I/Singers And Players – “Virgin”(10”) (On-U-Sounds)
African Headcharge and Professor Stretch – “Brother Of Reality” (LP – “Drums Of Defiance”) (On-U-Sound)
New Age Steppers – “Some Love” (v/a LP – “Pay It All Back Volume 1”) (On-U-Sound)
Mark Stewart And The Maffia – “Jerusalem” (12″)
Tackhead – “Ticking Timebomb” (LP – “Friendly As A Hand Grenade”) (On-U-Sound)
The Barmy Army – “Billy Bonds M.B.E.” (v/a LP – “Pay It All Back Volume 2”) (On-U-Sound)

Creem – “Good Riddance” (7″) (Katorga Works)

When Big Joan Sets Up 19th May – What We Did On Our Holidays

Last weekend me, Albert “Did You By Any Chance See Waterloo Road Last Wednesday?” Freeman and our friends Jim and Simon went to the All Tomorrow’s Parties festival in Minehead, ate too much candy floss, got terrorised by killer Nazi geese, won the F.A. Cup,  saw some ace bands and avoided some rubbish ones (hello, Animal Collective).

Once we have washed our underpants and had a nice sit down, we’ll tell you all about it, but for now, tonight’s When Big Joan Sets Up featured some of the records that we spent far too much money on while we were there as well as three tracks from the masterful new P.S. Eliot LP “Sadie” and to start the programme the team up that we’ve all been waiting for…

Cher vs. Joy Division – “Transbelieve” (download LP “Divas Of Joy Division”) (get from http://www.gybo5.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4487 )
Lee Perry – “Inakaya (Japanese Food)” (LP – “Rise Again”) (M.O.D Technologies)
The Oh Sees – “I Need Seed” (LP – “Castlemania”) (In The Red)
Tommy Bruce and The Bruisers – “Got The Water Bolin'” (LP – “That’s Rock N’ Roll”) (RPM)
Floating Points – “K & G Beats” (12″) (Planet Mu)
Group Doueh – “Zaya Khoum” (LP – “Zayna Jumma”) (Sublime Frequencies)
Micachu and The Shapes – “Lips” (7″) (Rough Trade)
George Harrison – “In The Park” (LP – “Wonderwall Music”) (Apple)
Eric Copeland – “Beatlemania” (LP – “Waco Taco Combo”) (Escho)
Prince Rama – “Satt Nam” (LP – “Shadow Temple”) (Paw Tracks)
P.S.Eliot – “Talk” (LP – “Sadie”) (Salinas)
P.S.Eliot – “Jesus Christ” (LP – “Sadie”) (Salinas)
P.S.Eliot – “Watch On Mute” (LP – “Sadie”) (Salinas)
Dirashe Tribe – ‘Dirashe Drum Song” (accompanying CD from “Staring Into The Sun” book by Olivia Wyatt) (Sublime Frequencies)
Oneohtrix Point Never – “Pelham Island Road” (LP – “Returnal”) (Editions Mego)
Robert Johnson – “If I Had Possesion Over Judgement Day” (LP – “The Centennial Collection”) (Sony Legacy)
Khaira Arby – “Waidio” (LP – “Timbuktu Tarab”) (Popcorn Lab)